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Let’s cut to the chase and define why every man loves to be a man… This one is a NO BRAINER … We got BALLS… now what you do with em is your own story or your own blog … but since this is my blog… I’ll say whatever I feel like. Of course, as a male we have other attributes which allow us to hold our head high, toss our shoulders back …. and then crap our pants so we can laugh with all our buddies…  There it is …. The male species at – its – finest.

Here is a little science and a few facts concerning the most important THING of a man …. SKIP to BOLD if you are a Urologist. Continue reading if you need a refresher course…

Testicles are a type of organ called glands. (This makes them part of the body’s endocrine system.) The human body has many types of glands. The job of glands within a body is to make chemical substances, and put them out into the body’s system. A body has lots of different systems that keep it in good working order all the time, and that also provide for a body’s special needs. Some of the body’s special needs happen when a person gets angry, frightened or sick, or if the person wants to have sexual intercourse. At these times a body uses more of some types of chemical substance, so the glands that make them work harder.

Testicles make several types of chemical substances. They are not simple chemicals, but are very complicated and very important to life. Making these substances is controlled by the pituitary gland which is a small gland in the brain.

One substance made by the testicles is a type of substance known as a hormone. It is the hormone testosterone. Testosterone is important in a male person’s body, because it makes him grow into a man and feel like a man during puberty. (Women’s bodies make some testosterone too, but they make more female hormone called estrogen.) (Cite Wikipedia http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle)

NOW THAT WE ARE all on the same page concerning TESTICLES, let’s talk about its significance in the role of a male.  Where have all the men gone in the church and for what reason?  Now granted, we have many indications around the world of many men ACTIVELY INVOLVED in their local church.  As a whole…..  MEN WE HAVE A PROBLEM. Not to mention, pedophilia cases and an exorbitant increase in homosexuality.

39% of Men attend church on a weekly basis.  Which means…  YES… we are getting our *** whooped.  Women not only attend but also serve more than men.  The Church is communicating much better to women than it is to men.  Could it be the majority of pulpits are men? Have men become too busy … what can Pastors and Preachers do to address this disease?

Let’s take a look at what the Bible says concerning men, Pastors, Preachers and Balls

The apostle Paul heads over to the critically acclaimed Mars Hill in Athens to take in scenery… check out the lay of the land and essentially wait for Silas and Timothy to join him.  We see instantly Paul gets inflamed concerning idol worship and how masterfully insane they were concerning idols.

Acts 17:16 While Paul was waiting for them in Athens, he was deeply troubled by all the idols he saw everywhere in the city.

What ensued was a tactful debate versus the gods of the Greeks. It is one thing for a man to put his balls out there to get smashed to pieces… and quite the opposite as he mixed a cocktail of wisdom, courage, history and diplomacy. Paul concludes his speech to a few men laughing but others stopped to ask him more questions of the Resurrection.  If Paul… one of our greatest role models tackled a tough crowd … I know as Men, we can do the same.

We have our work cut out for us but HOLD ON … HOLD ON…. before you check out and become discouraged trying your best to get your hand on another legal addictive stimulant {coffee}.. Let’s take a look at one more Man who with God’s help put his Balls out there…

In Genesis 7:1-13 Moses meets his first test face to face.  He had seen a burning bush in the desert….  but who knows … when it comes time you have to put your Balls on the line…. you seem to forget past miracles and doubts climb and fog your True Vision. God tells Moses to go see Pharoah and toss his staff down in front of him… Once you do this…your rod will turn into a snake.

You must remember that if Moses was to toss his staff down in front of Pharoah and his staff remained a piece of wood …. HIS LIFE WAS OFFICIALLY OVER.  Just like that….. You don’t see Pharaoah to hang out or pretend you have a magic trick to show him.  Imagine how you would feel if you had NEVER PRACTICED this Staff to Snake trick and you were doing it for the first time…..I guarantee you, I would have signed off my life insurance policy, gone sky diving and checked off a few more things off my bucket list.

MOSES HAD SOME BALLS… HE TOSSED THE STAFF IT TURNED INTO A SNAKE and then ate up Pharoah’s snake.  If there was ever a time for a MAN TO FEEL LIKE A MAN….  this was it. Moses followed through, obeyed God’s orders and history proves the rest as the Jewish people migrated from Egypt to present day Israel. AND WHY DID THIS HAPPEN…. because Moses put them out there and God followed through.

God gave us balls for a reason…. and yes…  we use them stupidly MOST MOST MOST of the time… but maybe we can do a better job with the tool he has given us?  I know we have a pretty good shot….I know I would rather have Balls than not have em…..  LET’S BE THANKFUL FOR EM AND USE EM.

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