Tweet I am going to lay it out hot, bluntly and with a smoky, minty flavor. This post will deal with Marine equipment, and how it correlates with our daily lives. This post is also a fraction of a message I did at our Saturday Night gathering, so if you aren’t in to all that, go0
Tweet While I gather some more hilarious stories involving human beings just like you, I recently stumbled upon “the worst church prank ever”. I have been in church for 35 years and am only 29 years old and have NEVER seen THIS done. What is even crazier is this image came from my very own iPhone0
Tweet Why is it that we love to comment on CRAPPY NEWS in the world today? Why do we laugh at our plasma teevee’s while watching CNN (if your liberal) or Fox News (if your conservative) and add 2 cents to the discussion? Why do we blast off on Twitter or Facebook when someone types something0
Tweet I have a few wicked posts about some humanity visits recently but I caught this video on Twitter the other day and actually clicked the link to watch. I didn’t know who Benny was nor what kind of nonsense I was about to get my eyes into. I never met Benny Cassette nor the AND10
Tweet SO IT STARTS off like this… I head home, excited to have just received what in my estimation is the fountain of youth. It is 5:02pm CST on a Friday, and I am punching my aggravating time card and closing my Facebook page down to head home to this new, exquisite level of nutrition.To be0
Tweet The other night while sleeping my wife awoke and said to me “I think I pee’d my pants”. I would have been worried if she wasn’t 9 months pregnant. We resolved the matter at 1:22am and concluded her water had broke. Excitement filled the air even more 16 hours later when she delivered a 20.5″0
Tweet Do you ever remember the pre Twitter times, when you went to shake someone’s hand, but you weren’t sure if you should go in for the white guy handshake – the urban fist clenched shake with the added white guy handshake – or if you just give an urban fist clench shake? But then, do0
Tweet You want a San Pelligrino? These orange ones are pretty good… or the lemon for that matter. I said to a buddy of mine as we stepped inside a local southside coffee shop, “I know you don’t like coffee but since I am gonna drink something, you need to have something too.” No one likes0
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