Your Very Own M16Posted by holaratcha in churchy culture, lifestyle design On Mar 31st, 2010
I am going to lay it out hot, bluntly and with a smoky, minty flavor. This post will deal with Marine equipment, and how it correlates with our daily lives. This post is also a fraction of a message I did at our Saturday Night gathering, so if you aren’t in to all that, go read someone elses blog.
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Tags: armor of God, bible and war, m16, marines, spiritual battle, spiritual warfare, us marines, usmc —
Worst Church Prank EverPosted by holaratcha in LOL On Mar 27th, 2010
While I gather some more hilarious stories involving human beings just like you, I recently stumbled upon “the worst church prank ever”. I have been in church for 35 years and am only 29 years old and have NEVER seen THIS done. What is even crazier is this image came from my very own iPhone and is located only 300 meters from my home.
I was in my car driving to the post office when I saw it. My eyes triple blinked and I was so stunned I didn’t know what to do. I had just witnessed the WORST CHURCH PRANK at an Anglican church. Do I laugh? Do I call the church? Do I turn around to take a picture and tweet/facebook it … You better believe I am tweeting this bad boy. This goes in the record books. Hey Jay Leno, get a sniff of this one!
Tags: anal sex, anglican church prank, best church prank, church humor, church prank, church punkd, sex church prank —
I NEVER HEARD …Posted by holaratcha in Poems, Superman Skills, lifestyle design On Mar 23rd, 2010
Why is it that we love to comment on CRAPPY NEWS in the world today? Why do we laugh at our plasma teevee’s while watching CNN (if your liberal) or Fox News (if your conservative) and add 2 cents to the discussion? Why do we blast off on Twitter or Facebook when someone types something we think is re-tar-ded?
Why do we talk to our radio in the car when we disagree with the radio broadcaster … like – he – cares? Why do we love to hang with other people who feel the same way as we do and why – do – they – care? Why do these thoughts explode out of our lips like mentos Coke fountain? What were to happen if our opinions were magically reality … Welcome to a different place, a different galaxy. The town where tastemakers and influencers dwell.
Tags: bill clinton, bill gates, billy graham, billy mays, brad pitt, brett favre, dreamcenter, influence, jackie robinson, john legend, martin scorsese, matthew barnett, meredith whitney, mike tyson, pop culture, rosa parks, shai agassi, spike lee, steve jobs, stone williams, Superman Skills, wayne gretzky, winston churchill —
Benny Cassette Bang Bang VideoPosted by holaratcha in Superman Skills, lifestyle design On Mar 19th, 2010
I have a few wicked posts about some humanity visits recently but I caught this video on Twitter the other day and actually clicked the link to watch. I didn’t know who Benny was nor what kind of nonsense I was about to get my eyes into.
I never met Benny Cassette nor the AND1 basketball superstar featured Grayson Boucher AKA “The Professor”. What caught my attention is the incredible swish n swash of lifescoping mixed with cinematography. Check out how these guys push the envelope, mix some craziness onto the canvas and ultimately are exploding their lives on camera. Check out Benny’s and The Professor’s video …
Tags: bang bang, benny cassette, church creative, dreams —
Rehab Is For SuckersPosted by holaratcha in jesus stuff, lifestyle design On Mar 16th, 2010
SO IT STARTS off like this…
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Tags: soul rehab, spirituality —
Baby Time OutPosted by holaratcha in lifestyle design On Mar 10th, 2010
The other night while sleeping my wife awoke and said to me “I think I pee’d my pants”. I would have been worried if she wasn’t 9 months pregnant. We resolved the matter at 1:22am and concluded her water had broke. Excitement filled the air even more 16 hours later when she delivered a 20.5″ 7.13 lb boy. Click below for his first mugshot. Read the rest of this entry »
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Black Handshakes VS White HandshakesPosted by holaratcha in Superman Skills, relationship On Mar 5th, 2010
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Tags: black handshake, handshakes, jerry manuel, social christians, social interaction, socially awkward —
The Reality Gallery, Come WatchPosted by holaratcha in Superman Skills, relationship, seconds, minutes, hours On Mar 1st, 2010
You want a San Pelligrino? These orange ones are pretty good… or the lemon for that matter. I said to a buddy of mine as we stepped inside a local southside coffee shop, “I know you don’t like coffee but since I am gonna drink something, you need to have something too.” No one likes to drink by themselves, non-alcoholic or not. What my buddy said after this statement is something that most of us would drive right by. We get so close to someone but (then) somehow our brain forgets about them and shifts back to me, myself and I.
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Tags: art gallery, friends, listening, relationships —
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