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Why is it that we love to comment on CRAPPY NEWS in the world today? Why do we laugh at our plasma teevee’s while watching CNN (if your liberal) or Fox News (if your conservative) and add 2 cents to the discussion? Why do we blast off on Twitter or Facebook when someone types something we think is re-tar-ded?

Why do we talk to our radio in the car when we disagree with the radio broadcaster … like – he – cares?  Why do we love to hang with other people who feel the same way as we do and why – do – they – care? Why do these thoughts explode out of our lips like mentos Coke fountain? What were to happen if our opinions were magically reality … Welcome to a different place, a different galaxy. The town where tastemakers and influencers dwell.

I NEVER HEARD Michael Jordan say I would have made the shot if I had a better pass from my team mates.

I NEVER HEARD Winston Churchill say “If the Germans didn’t have so many airplanes we could win.”

I NEVER HEARD Jackie Robinson say “If I was born white I would be a superstar.”

I NEVER HEARD Bill Gates say, “I need better professors at school if I am going to be successful.”

I NEVER HEARD Rosa Parks say, “If someone else sits in the front of the bus with me I’ll do it.”

I NEVER HEARD Nelson Mandela say, “Maybe someone else can handle this apartheid thing.”

I NEVER HEARD Albert Einsten say, “Once someone figures out relativity science will be amazing.”

I NEVER  HEARD Muhammed Ali say, “If Joe Frazier wasn’t so tall I could beat him.”

I NEVER HEARD Mike Tyson say, “If I was taller, I would be the greatest boxer ever.”

I NEVER HEARD Paul Mccartney say, “If only we lived in America we could write influential music.”

I NEVER HEARD Billy Mays say, “I could sell more product if I was better looking.”

I NEVER HEARD Martin Scorsese say, “I would win an Oscar if it wasn’t for all these new methods of film.”

I NEVER HEARD Billy Graham say, “We could really begin to help people if we had more support from churches.”

I NEVER HEARD Wayne Gretzky say, “If I had a better defense I would be the best hockey player of all time.”

I NEVER HEARD Ronald Reagan say, “I hope one day someone could get that damn Berlin wall down.”

I NEVER HEARD Oprah Winfrey say, “If only the Ellen Degeneres Show would shut down I could be on top.”

I NEVER HEARD Barack Obama say, “We could win if more black people voted for me.”

I NEVER HEARD Stone Williams say, “Why would someone want to micro blog and call it Twitter?”

I NEVER HEARD Brad Pitt say, “No one wants to hear an actor talk about social justice, leave that to non-profits.”

I NEVER HEARD Suze Orman say, “I could manage money better if I was a guy.”

I NEVER HEARD John Legend say, “My lyrics would be better if I was raised in a better environment.”

I NEVER HEARD Shai Agassi say, “You are right, clean energy is too far out of our reach.”

I NEVER HEARD Brett Favre say, “I would have more championships if I had better wide receivers.”

I NEVER HEARD Steve Jobs say, “If Microsoft didn’t have their hand in everything I could really build a cool company.”

I NEVER HEARD Matthew Barnett say, “I grew up in white suburbia how will I relate to skid row?”

I NEVER HEARD Meredith Whitney say, “Only male stock analysts can be heard on Wall Street.”

I NEVER HEARD Sister Mary Scullion say, “If I had more money we could end homelessness in Philadelphia.”

I NEVER HEARD Bill Clinton say, “Alot of people didn’t like me so i’ll coast the remainder of my life.”

I NEVER HEARD Spike Lee say, “You’re right, lets tone the film down and make it more appealable.”

I NEVER HEARD Martin Luther King Jr. say, “Think we will just have to abide by the Jim Crow laws.”

I NEVER HEARD Jesus say, “Critique everyone, they want to hear your opinion.”

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