#1 Way To Save Your Marriage
Screw all this mumbo, jumbo shrink junk and get to the root of the problem. Why should you keep paying someone when you can fix your marriage problems yourself? The reason why you don’t is because people say you can’t. I am here to say you can save your marriage. Let’s Go!
I bet your thinking I am gonna give you some awesome Bible verse or book to read. Better yet, you are probably waiting for the link to click on. Sorry, no links shall be provided. Keep reading and you will find a video to help you sort it all out. What I will provide is the #1 way to save your marriage.
If you are married grab your spouse and watch the following video. Try not to look or discuss the video till its conclusion. For those of you who are single, I suggest you quit looking at porn on your mobile phone.
Take a cold shower and while the ice cold water is freezing your body to the point of shivering, imagine a beautiful blonde girl. Watch this girl walk slowly toward you in the shower. She definately can see you naked, how embarrassing.
While your in fantasy land she reaches her right arm behind her back to secure her Japanese Samurai sword, and yes this sword is wickedly sharp. She quickly moves toward you and before you can put the soap bar back on the soap dish she just circumcised you or cut it off. (wake up and quit looking at porn on your mobile) That may be an ancient proverb I misquoted or just insanely good advice.
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4 Comments
Jaron
05.14.2010
Is this for real?
holaratcha
05.14.2010
not sure, take a stab n order one. let us know.
Christian Hage
05.16.2010
Can you say CHRISTMAS PRESENTS?
Jane Hilt
06.15.2010
this is a stupid one–bordering on embarrassing if anyone half-serious about God sees it. Scrap it.
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