3 Must Have Items For American Roadtrips
Ezra Hamilton Wedding Roadtrip
I am in the final stages of prepping my life for 16 hours of driving over a 30 hour period of time. One of my best friends is taking the plunge (Whoot Whoot Zeee, Get Soooooome!!) and getting married in a place called Wheeling, West Virginia. I, just so happen to live in Chicago’s Southland which gives me this amazing opportunity (uhhhummm, clear throat) to discuss with you 3 must have items for the perfect American roadtrip.
Just to clarify, I will be driving with 2 other psychos who actually took off work to do this with me. My good friend William Plut, aka Plutonium and Mark, aka Fluffy. They both are legends in my book before they said yes to driving with me across America. The real kick in the pants is we are leaving Thursday night, arriving West Virginia Friday morning and returning to Chicago by Saturday morning. Let me repeat, 16 hours of driving in a 30 hour window of time.
So, what are some key components to the perfect American road trip you ask?
We know you already have the DVD in the headrest with 32″ rims. We go a step beyond to ensure we can plug in laptops, blender, George Foreman grill, toaster for grilled cheese or whatever else we need for our trip. Power is the key and without it your stuck listening to horrible mid-America radio, boring DVD’s on repeat or the same Summer Jam playlist which you never want to listen to again.
When you are on the road and you need to stay up for long periods of time you cannot simply depend on gallons of red bull or coffee. You need to have your mobile unit aka vehicle completely prepped for true mobility.
Why? If you wanna make a video in the car and upload it, now – you – can. If you wanna write a song and play it live to your global fan base while driving through the town of Zanesville, now – you – can. Obviously we will be on the usual Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Vimeo sites killing time.
Play__Stayyyy__Shun
These are the melodic words streaming into your ears when you turn this machine on. Although robotic, the words are some of the warmest and most heartfelt a young man or woman may hear all day. The digital bells in the background only add to its amazing_ness. We are talking about the all encompassing Playstation 3 folks.
Since we have rigged our mobile unit to mirror Air Force One, even Barack Obama will be able to be in contact with us. Many of you may not know but he is an avid gamer, twitterer, huge uploader of videos and hits the Red Bull pretty hard. That is why we love him and want to ensure he can get to us in the event he is stuck in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Favella level with no bullets and looking for the perfect place to camp/snipe. Our team is available for total recon.
Those are the gadgets and tools. Use them at will and try not to blow any fuses or you will be stranded and Barack Obama will not be able to find you. Good night and good luck.
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