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		<title>Rehab Is For Suckers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[SO IT STARTS off like this&#8230; I head home, excited to have just received what in my estimation is the fountain of youth.  It is 5:02pm CST on a Friday, and I am punching my aggravating time card and closing my Facebook page down to head home to this new, exquisite level of nutrition.To be0]]></description>
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<p>SO IT STARTS off  like this&#8230;</p>
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<div>I  head home, excited to have just received what in my estimation is the  fountain of youth.  It is 5:02pm CST on a Friday, and I am punching my  aggravating<em> time card and closing my <a href="http://facebook.com/holaratcha" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/facebook.com/holaratcha?referer=');">Facebook</a> page down</em> to head home to this new, exquisite level  of nutrition.To be totally level  with ya, I have been craving this sort of product for a heck of a long  time.  I can be a wicked health nut, and simply because I notice how  much better I feel.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I like a solid dose of steroid  injected beef, or insanely caged chickens, but THIS was taking it to the  next level.  Before you read any further, I am not selling some stupid  product, there really is a story behind this <em>nutrition wizard-ness</em>.<br />
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<div>Let  me continue. I arrive home, take off the top of the cannister and slowly  pull off the foil safety seal. I hold tightly, when removing these  stupid foil safety seals because (one time) not long ago Captain Speedy  Pants poured 64 ounces of some of the highest grade protein powder on  his floor.  Being the resourceful kind of guy that I am, I quickly swept  it up, doing my very best to eliminate any hair mixed in from my dirty  floor.  Lesson learned after 48 servings of dirt-and-hair infested,  after workout protein shakes.</div>
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I am now staring  down the cannister barrel of 969 grams of <em>Super Green</em> goodness  by <em>Living Fuel</em>.  I quickly fire up 2 scoops of this stuff, water,  a bit of orange juice and let the magic bullet massacre all of it.  36  seconds later, I am sipping on the drink below and launched into a state  of superlife.  Read below concerning <em>What</em> exactly <em>These  <a href="http://blog.livingfuel.com/" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/blog.livingfuel.com/?referer=');">Superfoods</a></em> are:</p>
<p>The organic vegetables and grasses in <a href="http://livingfuel.com" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/livingfuel.com?referer=');">LivingFuel SuperGreens</a> have  been carefully selected for the breadth and diversity of their healing  properties. Barley is a great source of Vitamin A. Broccoli contains  anti-cancer phytochemicals. Spinach is an excellent source of Vitamin C,  A, and K. Kale contains beneficial carotenoids such as lutein and  zeaxanthin, which are related to eye health. Carrots have beta carotene,  a powerful antioxidant. And spirulina has the highest concentration of  beta carotene, Vitamin B-12, and the rare essential fatty acid, GLA. All  of these vegetables are an excellent source of fiber (see SuperBerry)  and contain chlorophyll (the pigment that gives plants their green  color), which is very cleansing and works to rid the system of heavy  metals and other toxins that can damage our health.</p>
<p>So what &#8211; the &#8211; #### &#8211; does &#8211; this &#8211; have &#8211; to &#8211; do &#8211; with &#8211;  anything?  I see we have some readers as excited as I am about health  and the power of <em>superfood-alistic-expeee-ala-docious</em>.  This  has everything to do with the life we have all been given.  You see,  screw this whole <em>Superfood</em> talk and let&#8217;s find out how you are  taking care of the rest of your body.</p>
<p>Below is an excerpt regarding American&#8217;s spending averages on gym  memberships..</p></div>
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How much do Americans spend on exercising? This question is of  considerable importance since as of 2009, Club Fitness reports some 45.5  million people had gym club memberships, generating over $19.1 billion  in business. Seemingly endless numbers of treadmills, elliptical, and  weight equipment fill large warehouse facilities throughout every  American city. Whether it is $40, $50, or even $100+ a month, people  line up to pop on a set of headphones and sweat it out for 45 minutes on  the bicycle. This does not include the money spent on exercise clothes,  classes, and personal trainers, all of which will run up the monthly  bill. So the question remains: Are Americans getting their investment  out of exercising?</div>
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Cost to Exercise  at the GymConsider a gym membership that costs $50 a month. Using the  membership three times a week (12 a month) puts the per day use at  $4.17. That is a great investment, considering for an hour of exercise a  person improves their overall health, decreases stress, and perhaps  avoids the temptations of sitting on the couch and watching television.  In fact, a 2003 University of California study found that the average  American watches television 170 minutes a day, more than 9x the amount  spent on exercise related activities. At the gym members can still watch  television, killing two birds with one stone while maximizing their  monthly exercise investment.</div>
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Unfortunately,  the individuals this dedicated are far a few between. According to  Medical News Today, some 80% of gym memberships are rarely or never  used. That means that $50 a month becomes more like $12.50 a visit, a  steep price to hop on a treadmill for 30 minutes. Such infrequency  limits the benefits of improved health and excuses of &#8220;not going&#8221; will  only increase with each passing month. Furthermore, start up fees or  three-year contracts lock people into spending money on an investment  they aren&#8217;t using. To read the article in its entirety, <a href="http://fitness-trends.suite101.com/article.cfm/investing-in-exercise" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/fitness-trends.suite101.com/article.cfm/investing-in-exercise?referer=');">click here</a>:</p>
<p>We know we do a pretty good job at spending money to try and tone up  these ugly carcasses of skin.  Another area which is equally important  is our mind?  Check out some of these stats concerning <em>academia</em> <em>investing  in America</em>.</p>
<p>College on average (in state students) is costing $9,953 which is up  87% since 1990. College on average for (out of state) student including  room and board is $29,119 which is up 93% from 1990. 99% of public  schools are credited with having internet access as opposed to 50% in  1995.</p>
<p>We put such a value in education because we now see the monetary  rewards to a higher education. Students who earn a PHD on average will  accumulate $4.4 million dollars in their lifetime. Students earning a  masters will accumulate $2.5 million. Students earning a bachelor will  earn $2.1 million. Students with only a high school degree will on  average accumulate $1.2 and those who drop out of high school will amass  on average $1.0 million. See more education facts <a href="http://www.census.gov/Press-Release/www/releases/archives/facts_for_features_special_editions/002263.html" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.census.gov/Press-Release/www/releases/archives/facts_for_features_special_editions/002263.html?referer=');">here</a></p>
<p>And now for the kick in the nuts!  What are we doing about your  soul?  No, not your <em>swagger</em>.  No, not your new sporty KIA hybrid  (slash) go cart.  No, I am not talking about a mystical experience you  had in Africa.  Not the bottom of your squeaky, clean Air Force Ones.  <strong>We  are talking about the spiritual part of humanity which becomes lost in  translation</strong>.</p>
<p>Most people get their asses kicked in the spiritual arena because  you can&#8217;t buy it on <em>late night tv</em>. You can&#8217;t get a last minute  bid on eBay or look for it from your local girl scout representative.   Soul needs the most precious commodity you have which is your time to  flourish.  Unfortunately, most people forget about their soul until  their live becomes meaningless.</p>
<p>We instead spend every amount of energy toward achieving something  to make us feel valuable.  We work tirelessly to get the pay raise and  score an equinox membership, import car, new black diamond crusted Bell $  Ross watch, Hot Air Brand Gear, Bora Bora vacations and an all organic  lifestyle.  So why do we need this soul element?</p>
<p>Good question.  One day my friend, there will come a day when you  will look at your present <em>lifescaping</em> and say to yourself, &#8220;there  has to be more.&#8221; You see, the people who come to this point are the <em>tastemakers</em> and <em>brandologists</em> of our time.  They are the modern day  barbarians who awake and breathe to conquer.  Thus, they have invested  their time in conquering the physical and mental and are now left to the  most important and most costly.</p>
<p>After years of neglect your soul will be in the state of a coma.  If  it has been years since you have aknowledged your soul you may not know  where to begin.  You will try <em>googling</em> &#8220;spirituality&#8221; and &#8220;how  to build my soul.&#8221;  As we stated before, these methods may show you  where to look <strong>but not how  to look</strong>. Since you are a barbaric conqueror, you will look to  find a way to win this side of your life back.  The problem is: you  cannot do this one alone&#8230; especially in a <em>soul coma</em>.</p>
<p>Then &#8211; what &#8211; the &#8211; #### &#8211; am &#8211; I &#8211; supposed &#8211; to &#8211; do?  If you  have arrived at this question, then you must do the following as I once  had to do.  I mentioned you will need someone, like a doctor, because  you literally need to resurrect your soul in its condition.  This is the  time to remember the one person who talked to you about Jesus or  someone you once knew who was into <em>all of that sort </em>of <em>stuff</em>.</p>
<p><strong><em>Jesus</em></strong> is going to be this <strong><em>doctor</em></strong> I just  mentioned.  You are going to need a spiritual doctor for this <em>spiritual  condition</em>.  The fact that you are interested in reviving this  paramount part of your body will speak volumes to him.  Jesus waits at  the door of our hearts and knocks.  He leaves the <em>opening</em> <em>part</em> to you. How do I know He is going to be there when I open?</p>
<p>I guess you are just going to have to try now&#8230; aren&#8217;t you?</p></div>
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